The Liz Formula

13 May

As cancellations, renewals and pickups have been rolling in over the past little while, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about what new shows may be in my wheelhouse, whether any previous good fits have been taken off the air, and basically getting a sense of where my place lies in the current TV world.  With one of the shows that utterly owns my soul (Warehouse 13) on the bubble, I’ve been a little worried if it’s an outlier or the beginning of the end of my window. (Based on the number of genre pilots that were picked up, I’m thinking outlier.) That got me thinking about what exactly makes a show fit my sensibilities, what the common threads are in my favorite shows and my spec pilots — the better to spot any promising new pickups.

One of my career coach’s exercises determined that the primary descriptors of my personality are offbeat, curious, and earnest, so I wondered if I could do something similar for my work and the shows I find myself drawn to most strongly. Of course there are certain tropes/character types I’m very fond of, but for this exercise I focused on broader elements. To my surprise, it was incredibly easy to figure out the pattern — I’ve identified nine key elements, and everything I watch or write possesses at least five of them. These are in no particular order, except for #1, which is so fundamental to my nature (there’s that earnestness!) it’s almost always a dealbreaker.

  1. Inherently hopeful. This doesn’t mean sunshine, flowers and rainbows — I maintain that Pretty Little Liars is hopeful because no matter what happens, the girls believe they can and will find out what happened to Ali.  (See also Grimm‘s Scooby Gang of do-gooders.)
  2. Strong lead female character.  Even on shows with male protagonists, there’s at least one badass lady, whether she’s an apothecary or a hacker or a nosy high school student.
  3. Found families. Ever since I was a little kid I’ve nearly always preferred stories (or subplots) about groups of friends, classmates or coworkers to a focus on nuclear families.  (Heroes was the one major outlier here.)
  4. SF/Fantasy/Supernatural elements.  As far as I’m concerned, the joy of fiction is being able to do whatever you damn well please as long as the story has internal logic. Witches? Werewolves? Telekinesis? Teleportation? Yes, thank you, I’ll have another.
  5. Strong sense of place. I love feeling grounded in wherever the show is set, be it Portland or Rosewood or Univille.
  6. Mystery. Not necessarily straight-up detective work, but a definite “puzzle” element.
  7. Teen/young adult characters. I love a good coming-of-age story, and even the transitions my adult characters go through tend to map more closely to coming-of-age stories than other types of life changes.
  8. A romance I can root for.  Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, this involves one character I really identify with plus another character I personally find appealing. (Currently, the one in 100 is Rosalee and Monroe, who’s not my type whatsoever, on Grimm.)
  9. Sense of humor. A relentlessly dour tone will usually turn me off a show really fast.

Here’s how my top four current favorites stack up:

Warehouse 13: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

Pretty Little Liars: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8

Grimm: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9

Arrow: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9 (I’d add #7 but Thea hasn’t been around much lately)

And my spec pilots:

Between the Lines (dramedy): 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 9

Bonaventure Underground (teen mystery): 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7

Kismet Kate (superhero): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

untitled witch project (light supernatural):  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9

Obviously these aren’t the only things that grab my attention in a TV show or that make me want to write a particular story — there’s a lot more to “voice” or “brand”  than that.  On the spectrum of “Gaaaahhh! Pigeonholing is evil! The Man is stifling my creativity!” to “Find your niche and stick with it”, I fall right in the middle — I’m a big believer in knowing your strengths but also leaving room to grow.  But these nine elements are my foundation, and are probably as close as I’ll ever get to having an actual formula.  And if any of you ever catch me recycling smaller specifics too much, just swat me on the knuckles with a rolled-up script. I’ll get the hint. ;)

The Broke-Ass Gourmet: Lemon-Lime Curd

5 May

One of my favorite “fancy” things to make is lemon curd.  You know, that lovely creamy yellow stuff that comes in a jar and seems like it would be difficult to make at home?  Well, as it turns out, it’s not all that difficult and it’s not particularly costly, either!  I made this variation to put on a cake for my office’s Cinco de Mayo party.

curd

Adapted from the Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook.

  • 1 teaspoon finely grated lemon peel
  • 1 teaspoon finely grated lime peel
  • Juice of one large lemon and one large lime (at least 1/4 cup)

Grate the peels before you cut and juice the fruit; already-juiced halves are difficult to work with. Set aside. Then beat:

  • 2 large eggs

Set aside.

In a saucepan, combine:

  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 2 teaspoons cornstarch

Stir in juice and peel. Add:

  • 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine (I always use salted butter)

Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until moderately thick and bubbly.  Gradually pour about half of the mixture into the beaten eggs, stirring swiftly and constantly so as not to cook the eggs.  Then gradually pour the egg mixture into the pan, again stirring swiftly and constantly. I can’t emphasize this part enough, because this is what’s going to ensure your curd is smooth.  (Despite the name, it’s not supposed to be lumpy like cheese curd ;) )  Return pan to heat and cook (still stirring!) for another two minutes.  Pour into a bowl or other heatproof container (leaving it in the pan will make it cook more on the retained heat), cover with waxed paper, and let cool for an hour.  This recipe makes just over one cup, which is enough to fill a medium-sized two-layer cake or top a single-layer cake.  Here’s how I chose to use the batch pictured above:

cake

The Viking Secret Diaries: Rites of Passage

3 May

with apologies to Cassandra Clare and Michael Hirst

The Diary of Ragnar Lothbrok

Day 1

Survived battle. Destroyed all my enemies singlehanded. Lost sword plunging it into opponent’s sternum.  Damn. Was favorite sword.

Day 2

Taught Bjorn how to use sword and shield. Planning to take him to the Thing tomorrow. Lagertha says he’s too young. If she had her way he’d still be in diapers. Women.

Day 4

Rollo failed to see the genius in my plan to sail west. I’ll show him. I’ll show them all.

Day 6

This kid. I don’t even know. First he doesn’t vote for beheading, then he didn’t want to throw apples at the guilty. Have a bad feeling he’s going to cause trouble one of these days. Still, he got his arm ring from the Earl and his kiss from Siggy. He is a man now. And getting more action than I’m going to see. Dammit, why did I promise Lagertha?

Oh, yeah. She’ll cut my balls off if I try anything.

Day 7

The Seer said we should sail west so I’m taking Bjorn to see Floki. Wonder how to explain that Floki is a pervy tree-fancier…

…no, wait, that tree-groping did a pretty good job of it for me. Thanks, Floki.

Day 8

Rollo showed up just in time for dinner. Going to rope him into sailing west with me and Floki.

Day 9

I’m sailing.  I’M SAILING!

Still not Earl.

The Diary of Rollo

Day 1

Survived battle. Ragnar claims he destroyed his enemies singlehanded. That braggart wouldn’t have survived five minutes without my help.

Day 4

Nephew Bjorn old enough to go drinking and whoring now. Score. I needed a new wingman.

Dear brother Ragnar is on about sailing west on the open ocean. Something about a wooden wheel with a pin in it and a magic rock. Whatever he’s been smoking, I want some.

Day 6

I gotta hand it to Ragnar, he isn’t afraid to start shit with the Earl. Even if he still thinks we should sail west.

Day 8

Lagertha’s got a bug up her ass just because I said she used to be a shield maiden. I haven’t seen her use a shield lately so what’s the big deal? She didn’t seem impressed with tales of my conquests in town, either. Why won’t she let me show her how I handle my sword?

The Diary of Earl Haraldson

Day 6

I love a good beheading. Fuck that guy and his ZZ Top beard.

Fuck Ragnar too, with his newfangled ideas about sailing west. My ships, my raid, my decision. I am the Earl… this can’t possibly go wrong.

The Diary of Lagertha Lothbrok

Day 2

Ragnar gets to go out and destroy his enemies while I am stuck stabbing eels for dinner. Came home to find him preparing Bjorn to pledge loyalty to the Earl. Bjorn too young but my dear husband insists. Men.

Politely asked Ragnar not to screw any other women while he’s in Kattegat. He agreed. He knows I’d cut his balls off if he tried anything.

Day 3

Was teaching Gyda how to weave when two assholes showed up at my door looking to get laid. I beat, burned and stabbed them, then threw them out the door.  I’ve got skills they’ve never seen.

Day 8

Ragnar’s back. Finally got laid. Totally not telling him I kicked two guys’ asses while he was off drinking with Rollo.

Why is it every time Ragnar leaves, some scumbag tries to put the moves on me? I mean, I know I’ve got it going on, but really? My pig of a brother-in-law? Please. I have standards.

Ten Favorite Books For Adults

3 May

…because “Ten Favorite Adult Books” could mean something else entirely.

  • Possession, A.S. Byatt
  • Tam Lin, Pamela Dean
  • Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
  • A Graveyard for Lunatics, Ray Bradbury
  • The Night Circus, Erin Morgenstern  (obligatory disclaimer of bias)
  • Sleeping Murder, Agatha Christie
  • The Likeness, Tana French
  • Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
  • The White House Mess, Christopher Buckley
  • Bridget Jones’s Diary, Helen Fielding

Ten Favorite Albums

2 May

I have music on the brain this week, I guess.  To narrow it down, I limited myself to albums where I don’t skip any tracks.  This took a lot of amazing, amazing albums out of the running, but it was either narrow down or be here aaaallll day.

  • The Old 97′s, Too Far to Care
  • Garbage, version 2.o
  • Metric, Fantasies
  • Beck, Sea Change
  • The Sundays, Static and Silence
  • Fiona Apple, Extraordinary Machine
  • Interpol, Antics
  • Lady Gaga, The Fame
  • Rufus Wainwright, Want 1
  • The Shins, Chutes Too Narrow

Ten Favorite Songs, times four

1 May

I wouldn’t even try to name ten favorite bands/artists, so how could I limit myself to ten songs?

Ten Favorite Classic Songs

  • “Penny Lane”, The Beatles
  • “God Only Knows”, The Beach Boys
  • “These Days”, Nico
  • “Respect”, Aretha Franklin
  • “Your Song”, Elton John
  • “Vienna”, Billy Joel
  • “Be My Baby”, The Ronettes
  • “My Cherie Amour”, Stevie Wonder
  • “Ruby Tuesday”, The Rolling Stones
  • “Waterloo Sunset”, The Kinks

Ten Favorite ’90s Songs

  • “No Diggity”, Blackstreet
  • “Thirty-Three”, Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Bachelorette”, Bjork
  • “When I Grow Up”, Garbage
  • “Pale September”, Fiona Apple
  • “Fade Into You”, Mazzy Star
  • “You Get What You Give”, New Radicals
  • “All Star”, Smash Mouth
  • “Glycerine”, Bush
  • “Sunday Morning”, No Doubt

Ten Favorite Current(ish) Songs

  • “Love Will Find Me”, Little Jackie
  • “The Golden Age”, KT Tunstall (Beck cover)
  • “Die Young”, Ke$ha
  • “Firework”, Katy Perry
  • “You and I”, Lady Gaga
  • “Sweet Disposition”, The Temper Trap
  • “Dog Days are Over”, Florence + the Machine
  • “Just a Kiss”, Lady Antebellum
  • “Roll With the Punches”, Lenka
  • “Fix You”, Coldplay

Ten All-Time Favorite Songs Not Mentioned Above

  • “Happy”, Mazzy Star (whence comes the title of this blog)
  • “Yellow”, Coldplay
  • “Gimme Sympathy”, Metric
  • “Paper Bag”, Fiona Apple
  • “Regret”, New Order
  • “Shine Like a New Pin”, Camera Obscura
  • “Heartbreak Beat”, Feathermerchants (Psychedelic Furs cover)
  • “Set Out Running”, Neko Case
  • “28 Butts”, Little Jackie
  • “Rollerskate Skinny”, The Old 97′s

[EDIT: Now with Spotify playlist!]

Ten Favorite Young Adult Novels

30 Apr

[DISCLAIMER: All opinions stated herein are my own and all but one were established prior to my employment in publishing.]

  • Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl
  • A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray
  • Unspoken by Sarah Rees Brennan
  • The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater
  • Eyes Like Stars by Lisa Mantchev
  • The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan
  • I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
  • Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison
  • The Owl Service by Alan Garner (FYI: made into a rather brilliant BBC miniseries back in the Sixties; it’s available on DVD in the UK)
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